Carbs! Carbs! Carbs!
Words and music by Kenny Shore, 2004

All my friends are on a new-fangled diet
And they're asking me to try it
But one thing keeps bothering me
I'd have to give up everything I eat

Now I love every bread they make
Cheese crackers, pizza, and cake
But they say carbohydrates are bad
Then I'm bad, bcause that's just what I had!

Carbs, carbs, carbs: Ramen noodles
Carbs, carbs, carbs: Cheese Doodles
Carbs, carbs, carbs: apple strudle

Now they say they're down fifteen pounds
They're the skinniest people around
But they‚re not happy " just look at 'em eat
They're measuring portions of meat

Okay so I need protein
And a little less Krispy Kreme
So now I'm eating more cottage cheese
With a box of saltines, if you please

Carbs, carbs, carbs: linguine
Carbs, carbs, carbs: fettucine
Carbs, carbs, carbs: tortellini

I had a dream: I was a big, fat fellow
I ate the world's largest marshmellow
I woke up, I knew something was wrong
I looked around, my pillow was gone!

Carbs, carbs, carbs: Fig Newtons
Carbs, carbs, carbs: Vladimir Putin
Carbs, carbs, carbs: Wayne Newton

Carbs, carbs, carbs: potato kugle
Carbs, carbs, carbs: Kit 'N Kaboodle
Carbs, carbs, carbs: French poodle?
Carbs, carbs, carbs, etc.